Leprechauns and their cohorts

I think Leprechauns, gophers, ground squirrels and voles are in cahoots. (Moles are typically found west of the Cascades and belong to a different order and are not rodents.)

Traps for any of them never seem to yield the culprits. When I excavated the mounds and holes in my lawn, I found neither gold coins, treasures nor furry rodents. Furthermore, I did not plant tulips in the middle of my walkway.

I have looked for tiny footprints, but I fear the little green elves dance and leap over the new blades of grass. I thought Leprechauns were outdoor tricksters, but I find my glasses and car keys i...